Swimwear Review JOR Andy Swim Thong and Sport Bag
- Daily Fit: 10/10
- Sizing: 10/10
- Construction: 10/10
- Styling: 10/10
- Daily Performance: 10/10
- Fun and playful print
- The 1″ waistband adds a pop of color.
- Available in a variety of cuts
- High Price Point
- A lined pouch may not appeal to some.
Have you ever looked at swimwear or underwear and thought, “that was made for me” or “that has my name all over it”? Well, that certainly happened when I saw that JOR makes a swim thong literally with my name. The JOR Andy swim thong may not have been made specifically for me, but it certainly feels like it.
First and foremost, we have to talk about the fun design. From a distance, you see a fun pattern….some graphics, some words. The only way to really see what is on the thong is to get up close and personal with it (I like this already). Upon close inspection, you’ll see an image of a scruffy, bearded man, tied up. Words printed across the thong include: fetish, show me the ropes, discipline, BDSM, woof, etc. Again, I don’t think a thong could be made any more for me than this (unless it were pink).
The suit itself is a great, comfortable swim thong. The fabric is soft; the thong doesn’t ride up. The pouch is roomy enough. It checks all the boxes. The pouch is lined, which I don’t mind, but I know some guys prefer unlined. I could easily wear this all day at the beach or by a pool and have no fit or comfort issues.
I also got my hands on the matching sport bag. This is the perfect accessory for the beach to hold all of your gear. It features the same print as the thong and allows you to see everything at a higher resolution. I noticed that the drawstring color on the bag online is yellow; the one I received is actually white. Not a huge thing, but something to note.
While I might be slightly biased by the name and design, this really is a solid thong option. You can find the same print on a swim bikini, face mask, tank top, boxer, and brief. So lots of options to enjoy the print even if a swim thong isn’t for you (although I think it should).
COLORS: Unique Andy Print
FABRIC: 87% Polyester 13% Elastane
SIZES: Small – X-Large
COST: Thong $53.00 Sport Bag: $24.90