Holiday Gift Guide – Bubble Butt Edition
I wish I could say I slaved over the computer and combed through hundreds of sites to get this, but I didn’t. I got this from one of our amazing readers Andy. He helped me on the Endowed Guy post and he had a few pairs in mind when I emailed a few people and then came up with this amazing post. I told him I’m running it in its entirety and he’s getting full credit! I couldn’t do this post cause I don’t have a bubble butt and never experienced this problem. Here is his post:
Stick to briefs and selected boxer briefs. For briefs, look at C-IN2, 2XIST, and Andrew Christian.
Read about the pairs we suggest for the bubble butt guy
C-IN2’s “Low, No-Show Profile” briefs make any guy with a bubble but look great. The backside elastic on these briefs consistently falls in just the right place to offer a little bit of lift without ever riding up and causing a wedgie. I like the dip die fabric in 100% cotton in blue or green. (http://www.c-in2.com/store/collections/dip-dye/dip-dye-lo-no-show-profile-brief-fw13.html?color=Lazurite+Blue)
2XIST’s “No-Show Brief” fits similarly to C-IN2’s version. The brief is 90% cotton and 10% spandex. At around $24 for this brief in Tartan Red, you get a real head-turner for a reasonable price. (http://shop.2xist.com/product/X37720/TARTAN-No-Show-Brief.html)
AC’s “Almost Naked Smooth Vibe” brief is another great choice for those blessed with a bodacious backside. It offers a flattering cut without overkill. At around $20, choose this brief (made of 7% spandex and 93% bamboo rayon) in “asphalt” (dark blue). (http://www.andrewchristian.com/index.php/almost-naked-smooth-vibe-brief-5544.html#contentDesc)
For boxer briefs, the best designer out there is Mundo Unico and everyone else is playing catch-up. My current favorite is the “mid-boxer” in “Pegasus,” a shade of red. The boxer brief is made of 78% nylon and 22% spandex. That boxer brief, and several others, are all available for less than $30 at MU’s online store. Just remember to order at least one size larger than your usual size because MU items run small. (http://www.mundounicostore.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=982)