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Review-Arroyman RIB Bulge Thong

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IMG_0540Arroyman provided the RIB Bulge Thong in Metallic Silver for review. All opinions about the pair are my own.

Rating: 8.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • The silver color is super sexy and will surely turn heads
  • The pouch lifts the package up and out
  • Tiny brand tag on front of pouch

Cons:

  • My only complaint (or suggestion) would be to offer suits in more color combinations

UNB Ryan recommendation: This suit is so SMALL! If you are looking to find a tiny suit to show off or be seen in, this will definitely do the trick. From the white waistband that accentuates a deep tan to the brightly colored pouch, the will certainly command attention from everyone on the beach, this is a suit for showing off that body!

I first wore an Arroyman thong a few years back after wearing primarily cheaply made suits on the beach or to the pool. Their suits are VERY reasonably priced and are TINY! From the very first time that I pulled one of Arroyman’s suits on, I immediately knew I had found something special. I knew that I wanted a suit with a g-string rear and bulge pouch which Arroyman’s suits definitely met. I have worn their suits on beaches from Hampton, VA to Pea Island on NC’s Outer Banks. Every time I wear one I have received compliments and questions, so when I was asked to review a new pair I was extremely excited! This suit and style are just up my alley and completely within my comfort zone (as if I even have one.)

I have worn this thong primarily around the house both under a pair of jeans and a pair of spandex tights. I’ve been cooped up in the house over the past two weeks due to snow here in NC, and I have taken advantage of it by lounging around in the smallest thong I could find. Arroyman’s RIB Bulge Thong makes you feel super sexy while wearing it. You just want to show it off as much as possible. I managed to make it through a workout session while wearing this thong under a pair of spandex leggings. It is not a subtle design and can very easily be noticed under a pair of tights, and makes a noticeable impression when worn under a pair of jeans. But why would you even want to hide it???

Arroyman’s construction is top notch, to say the least. I have several suits that I have had for two or three years that still look almost brand new. This suit is constructed with a very minimal ¼” waistband and rear strap which meet in the front to form a tiny pouch. Arroyman’s design allows for small to large endowments to fill it as the microfiber fabric stretches to fit all shapes and sizes. As soon as you stretch this pouch over your package, you immediately transform and feel like you are noticeably larger than normal. The pouch is certainly smaller than most on the market, so it is perfect for showing off in the locker room or on the beach!

Arroyman provides this suit to me in a size small pursuant to my recommendation. I have several of their suits in my drawers, so I was pretty confident they would fit me perfectly. As expected, the fit was exactly as I remembered, SNUG! Arroyman’s suits fit fairly true to size in my opinion, and their sizing is very consistent. The only thing that I have found with Arroyman with any variation is the pouch sizing. I’m sure it won’t matter for the larger endowed guys, but if you are on the smaller size it may be an issue, but they are very stretchy so it won’t pose any issues for the larger guys!

In conclusion, Arroyman has delivered a tiny thong with a bulge pouch that is very well suited for the guys who want to show off. The silver pouch accentuates your package while the white waistband showcases your booty while contrasting against a deep tan. I can’t wait until it warms up enough to wear these to the beach to work on my tan. Buy a pair of these and I’m sure you will be satisfied! Be sure to drop me a line in the comments and let me know if you have any experiences or questions!

BRAND:                     Arroyman
PAIR:                          RIB Bulge Thong
COLORS:                   Silver
FABRIC:                    Microfiber/Polyamide/Elastane/Latex Blend
SIZES:                        S-M-L-XL
COST:                         $18.00
FURNISHED BY:      Arroyman furnished the RIB Bulge Thong in Silver.
WHERE TO BUY:     RIB Bulge Thong

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Underwear Review: Gregg Homme Touch Thong Review

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Gregg Homme as a brand needs no introduction, they are known for the highest quality and creativity in the male underwear business. I bought this pair a good while back but took a little break before I did a review of this pair. Well, now I am back and will give you a reason to look at this thong.

Rating: 9.6/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: The elastic borders, retro styling, stretch material

Cons: Price, Paper care tag

GH is one of, if not, my favorite brand to wear, I have yet to be disappointed by any of their products. This pair is no exception to that opinion. When you look at this from afar they have a very retro look and will draw your attention to them in a basic way. They won’t stand out if next to a rainbow or multicolored print at first but they can hold their own in that regard. While I wore this pair on a very rigorous day, I would recommend keeping these for those special nights due to the fragility of the fabric.

I work in a hospital and I have to push around patients all day and lift them to opposing beds, they can range from low 100s to over 400 lbs. I have to have something that can hug my body in the right way, keep everything in place, makes ne forget what I am wearing. I also occasionally do some gym work and the same principles apply. This thong passed the daily work and gym test for me but I wouldn’t want to purposefully keep wearing them on heavy work days.

The fabric is of the very same quality you see from the torrid line and has the same stretch. The cut of the pouch is more for a straight out instead of an out and down like the torrid. The elastic on these is very good and hugs you right where you want them. I found that they didn’t move much if at all. I personally like that the elastic and pouch covered my junk and didn’t move making me unaware of their presence. The back strap itself is like a normal T back thong in shape but the straps never moving and contouring to my curves was the most surprising.

I bought this pair in a size medium and they fit correctly. Over the past two years, I have gained a little weight and have grown from a small to a medium. While this is a problem, I have only had to get rid of a small few of my previous GH products. You could go a size smaller if you are an in-between size and still get a great fit. The pouch also allows for some spontaneous growth for those special nights.

The GH touch thong is a great pair of underwear that can be used for any daily activity. The overall construction is just great and you won’t be disappointed with this purchase. This thong will hug you in all the correct ways and give you that little bit of extra swag to “seal the deal.”

PAIR: Gregg Homme Touch Thong

COLORS: Black, White, and Red

FABRIC: 76% Nylon and 24% Spandex

SIZES: XS-XL

COST: 27 USD

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Underwear Review – Andrew Christian Almost Naked Mesh Air Brief

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The Almost Naked Mesh Air Brief was purchased for review. No sponsorship was given for this pair. All opinions about the pair are my own.

Rating: 6.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 5/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 8/10
  • Daily Performance: 5/10

Pros:

  • Has my favorite pouch, the Almost Naked Pouch
  • Super sexy mesh design/style
  • Has a sporty feel and not totally a sexual/erotic design.

Cons:

  • The tag is one that drove me crazy. Was scratchy all day
  • Some guys May not like mesh underwear

 

UNB Tim recommendation: This pair I was expecting the regular AC review. However, the tag on the back made this annoying to wear. The good things were overshadowed by the tag. There is nothing more annoying. I am going to try to cut out the tag and hope that fixes the problem. Let me know if you have this pair and didn’t have the issue with the tag. 

I picked the strangest week to review a pair of mesh underwear. It’s been one of the coldest in Atlanta in years. After wearing my jock brief the other day I was hoping I wouldn’t have a constant draft. This is the 4th pair of the five I bought for my own holiday present.

The first thing I noticed was the tag on the back. It has to be one of the most annoying tags I have worn in a long time. Usually Andrew Christian is great about tags, moving more towards tagless pairs. After about an hour I had to turn the waistband down and fold it over the tag. This did the trick but you shouldn’t have to turn it down to wear a pair of underwear.

That was the biggest issue I had with the pair. I loved the mesh that was used to create the pair. It wasn’t 100% see through but gave a brief glimpse of the goods. The fabric is 90% POLYAMIDE 10% SPANDEX fabric blend. I have one issue with mesh undies. It’s not just this pair but several I have tried over the years. My junk kinda rubs the wrong way in the mesh. I just had to readjust and it was fine.

The sizing was as I had hoped. Unlike the Suck It Brief, this felt great from the time I slid it on till when I took it off (the exception is the tag in the back). Top that off with the Almost Naked Pouch makes this a solid pair. Just double check out the size chart when buying underwear

I was super excited about this pair. Had the tag not been so itchy and scratchy it would have gotten a much higher score in daily wear. I am going to look at cutting the label out. With it removed I would definitely wear it in the warmer months. It would be perfect under shorts on a hot day.

PAIR: Andrew Christian Almost Naked Mesh Air Brief
COLORS: Black
FABRIC: 90% POLYAMIDE 10% SPANDEX fabric blend
SIZES: X-Small – X-Large
COST: $20.00

 

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Underwear Review – Suck It With Andrew Christian

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The Almost Naked Suck It Brief is part of the pairs I bought around Xmas. These were not furnished for review and all opinions are my own about the review. 

Rating: 7.6/10 

  • Daily Fit: 7/10
  • Sizing: 5/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 7/10

Pros: 

  • Awesome suck it print perfect for Valentines Day
  • Has the Almost Naked Pouch
  • Has a Wow Factor

Cons: 

  • Sizing was off from previous pairs
  • Some guys may not like the over the top print.

UNB Tim recommendation: A great pair for Valentine’s Day. The print is super fun. I had an issue with sizing, this ran smaller than previous pairs from AC. But overall a solid brief. 

It’s time for more Andrew Christian reviews. I reviewed the Cock Brief and Master Brief. One I definitely wanted to get is the Suck It Brief. Its named the Suck It because it has a sucker print. As in the candy, get your mind out of the gutter. After the Cock brief I was really looking forward to this pair. It has a similar material and hoped it fit as well as the cock brief.

These were put through the paces very similar to the Cock Brief review. I wore them to work and running around after work doing errands. That noted, when I slid these on they were a bit snugger than the Cock Brief. I thought “Maybe I got another size?” and looked at the tag and nope, it was an XL. Was it too tight? Not really but it didn’t fit as well as the other pairs. Which made me sad because I love this print. 

The fabric on this pair is a 90% Polyamide 10% Spandex blend. It feels awesome against the skin. It’s very slick and smooth. It’s perfect for working out. Now would you wear heart-shaped sucker print to the gym? Well, that’s something for you to decide. This pair also has the awesome Almost Naked pouch! It’s my all-time favorite pouch from Andrew Christian. It’s made to ergonomically support a guy!

As I said above this pair was a bit smaller than previous pairs. Most of my pairs of AC have always been pretty standard in sizing recently. So this one made me double take. I know I need to lose a few but I didn’t gain it overnight. Some have commented they had sizing issues before but most have been pretty standard for me. This the first time I have had a noticeable size difference between pairs.

I loved the print of this pair. It’s just a fun Valentine’s pair. Which you could wear out under your suit or jeans on the big night. Or you can rock it every day. The sizing was a bit of an issue for me. It wasn’t so tight I had to take them off in the middle of the day but it was noticeable throughout the day. If you like this take note it’s a Limited Edition pair!

 

PAIR: Andrew Christian Almost Naked Suck It Brief
COLORS: Print As seen 
FABRIC: 90% Polyamide 10% Spandex
SIZES: X-Small – X-Large
COST: $20.00

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Underwear Review – Be the Master in Underwear – Andrew Christian Master Brief

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Andrew Christian didn’t furnish this pair. It was bought in an after-holiday sale from the AC Website! All opinions are my own.

 

Rating: 8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 7/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: It’s a subdued erotic pair, Classic cut, classic fabric

Cons: Some guys may not like “Master” on their waistband, The pair could be too basic for fetishwear,

UNB Tim recommendation: If you are getting into eroticwear and didn’t want to jump right now, this is the pair for you. Or if you are a master and want to be a little more subtle. Hell, or if you just want to have fun with your undies and be comfy doing it! Pick this pair up the classic style is really cool against the “Master” waistband.

This is the second pair in my series of 5 pairs of Andrew Christian I bought during a holiday sale. I wanted something fun. Andrew Christian has many prints and sayings but this one spoke to me. It is the Master Brief. And yes they do have a sub pair to match, Why did I choose this pair? It could be considered an erotic pair but it’s very understated. It’s not over the top and screams FETISH. So I figured why not get it and have fun.

I wore this pair to work. I figured why not chance it. I doubt anyone would see the waistband and if they did would they even notice? I wear whatever I want to, to work and don’t think about if anyone sees. All in all you could consider this to be a basic pair of underwear with the cotton blend. The pair for a regular day held up pretty well.

This pair has a 95% cotton/ 5% spandex blend. It makes it very classic in the feel. The 5% spandex gives you some stretch to the pair. The design I particularly like. As I mentioned above it’s not over the top but more classic, with the Master in the waistband. The front stripes on the pouch are a design feature I particularly like!

Sizing of the pair was ok. The fabric doesn’t stretch as much as I would have hoped. It’s not bad but didn’t fit as well as the Cock Brief I reviewed previously.  I wear an XL right now but will be starting a workout program soon and hope to be back down to a large!

I like this pair. The classic cut and feel works along with the fetish “master” side of the pair. The fit was good and the fabric was good. It’s probably not for all guys but it’s sure fun to wear. Some may want other to catch a glimpse of the waistband above their jeans. Who knows what may happen!

 

PAIR: Andrew Christian Master Brief
COLORS: Black
FABRIC: 95% Cotton / 5% Spandex
SIZES: X-Small – X-Large
COST: $20

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Review- Andrew Christian Cock Brief

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This is a pair I bought to review. Andrew Christian didn’t furnish this pair for review. 

Rating: 8.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: Super Soft Fabric, whimsical print, and amazing Almost Naked pouch

Cons: The print maybe too over the top for some guys. The legs were a bit tight on me. 

UNB Tim recommendation: If you want a super fun pair with a great print. I say get it! This pair is a lot of fun to me. The print alone would be my reason to buy, but mix that with the fabric and Almost Naked pouch and it’s a winner!

We are right around the corner for Valentine’s Day. It’s time to think of your undies for the big night and bring your Underwear A Game that night. After Christmas, I wanted to splurge and bought $100 of Andrew Christian undies for just $50. Not all the undies we review were given to us. Like a lot of guys here we still buy undies and share our views. I wanted to try the Cock brief with Almost Naked pouch. Why? Because it’s super fun and I love the Almost Naked Pouch

It took a week for the pairs to get here because I didn’t pay for express shipping. Which is fine because I didn’t need it right away. I decided to wear this on my first day to work after the holiday. The first thing I noticed when I put the pair on is the fabric. When I was in Dallas, the pair Osgon reviewed (Ghost Brief), had the same awesome material. I kicked myself because I didn’t get a pair for myself. Now, I have an even funner (if that’s a word) pair of undies! After getting to work. I really enjoyed wearing them. My one issue is the leg openings. They were a bit tight at times. The last few pairs of AC have been tight in the legs. Luckily it’s not a constant issue. It’s mainly noticeable when you put them on and then it goes away.

The fabric is a 90% Polyamide 10% Spandex blend. Which feels great! It’s a very silky like feeling to the fabric. It’s very breathable as well. The fabric is a navy blue with red cocks on them. Not those kinds of cocks, the poultry kind. It’s a great play on the word for AC to create. It should go without saying that this is a limited edition pair. So, if you want to rock this on Valentine’s Day, get them now!

The sizing of the pair is pretty much spot on. I got an XL and if you’re a bigger guy you will be able to fit in them. Andrew Christian makes pairs for the bigger guy. Which I am thankful for every day. When I was shopping for new undies, I realized there are some brands that I just can’t fit in. Yes, this year I plan on getting in better shape but us guys on the larger end want to feel sexy as hell too.

Overall I”m glad I got this pair. The print and the fit are both really good. That on top of the Almost Naked pouch and this will be in my rotation and be worn quite a bit. I wonder if I would get looks when I start the gym wearing this pair? Do you think many guys would notice the print? HMMM, just a thought!

COLORS: Blue
FABRIC: 90% Polyamide 10% Spandex
SIZES: X-Small – X-Large
COST: $20.00
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Review-Joe Snyder Maxibulge Cheek

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Joe Snyder furnished the Maxibulge Cheek in pink for review.

Rating: 8.4/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Hot Pink fabric stands out anywhere!
  • Roomy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all day (and night) wear

Cons:

  • My only complaint is the large care tag (Sorry I can’t get past this!)

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: Joe Snyder’s Maxibulge Cheek boxer (if you can even call it that) is a sexy take on a boxer brief. This suit has a pouch that lifts and accentuates your package, making it appear much larger than it is and rear coverage that separates your buns and doesn’t quite cover them completely. If you like the cheeky boy short styles sold for the girls, then you’ll love this suit. The gathered rear coverage feels very similar to wearing a traditional thong, as it stays right in place all day long!

To restate my opinion on Joe Snyder’s line of underwear-they are made with a quick-drying fabric that can easily transition from underwear to swimwear. Also, all of their suits feel great against the skin and don’t feature elastic in the leg holes or anywhere else unnecessary. Joe Snyder sent me a pair of their Maxibulge Cheek Boxers in pink for review, and of course, I was thrilled at the opportunity to try something different! As you all know, I wear thongs almost exclusively and the cheeky style is not in my normal rotation. The Maxibulge line offers a suit for every body type and occasion, and you should be able to find one in a color that suits your personality. They are constructed with a high emphasis on highlighting your package, as they lift it up and out, and ensure it is the highlight of the suit!

While I have only worn this suit as underwear on two separate occasions and not in a public setting, I am certain that you could get away with wearing this cut at any beach, pool, or waterpark without fear of offending anyone. I will definitely be putting it to the test this coming spring and summer in some of the locations I can’t wear a thong! When worn under a pair of jeans, there is a very noticeable increase to the size of your bulge. I imagine that this will increase even more when worn under a pair of slacks in the office. If you are looking for a style to increase the appearance of your package, Joe Snyder has definitely come through with this line! Also, this suit is very supportive! If you are looking for something to wear while working out the pouch on this suit should keep you supported while going through your routine without pulling you out of place as some thongs have the tendency to do.

As expected, the quality and construction of this suit falls nothing short of Joe Snyder’s reputation of excellence. The only suggestion I have with this, as well as any of Joe Snyder’s other suits, is to shrink the care tag! The styling of this suit more than makes up for it, as there isn’t an inch of this style that doesn’t cling to your body. From the pouch in the front that silhouettes your package perfectly to the rear that clings to every inch of your ass cheeks, this suit is sexy. You would never have thought that a suit with this much coverage would feel so sexy when you pull it on! The bright pink that I received this suit in does nothing but add to the fun you’ll have while wearing this suit! I can’t wait until warmer weather to wear these outside washing our cars or doing other outdoor activities!

I have yet to find one of Joe Snyder’s styles that is out of line with the fit. Each suit I have worn from them is right in line with industry standards in my opinion. The one piece of advice I can offer is the differences in the pouch sizes. I have tried the normal Cheek Boxer from Joe Snyder, and it has a noticeably smaller pouch size that the Maxibulge style, for obvious reasons. If you need a pouch with more room, please give this or one of Joe Snyder’s other Maxibulge styles a try!

To recap, this suit is very well rounded (no pun intended) and may be worn in about any circumstance you could run into. You could comfortably and without fear of ridicule wear this suit anywhere you like, from the locker room to the beach and everywhere in between. I plan to wear these to work when I finally go back next week and look forward to filling out my dress slacks a bit more! I look forward to seeing what new styles Joe Snyder will offer in 2018 and will continue to shop with them. If you haven’t tried anything from them before, give Joe Snyder a try!

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Maxibulge Cheek
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in pink for review. Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, metal black, white mesh, black mesh, black lace, white lace, royal, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Pink 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $40.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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Review-Joe Snyder Bulge Thong

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IMG_3663 copyJoe Snyder sent me the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in metal black for review.

Rating: 8.2/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • Wet look Metal Black fabric
  • Snug fitting stretchy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all-day wear

Cons:

  • Large care tag
  • Metal Black fabric not as stretchy as other fabrics in the line

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: The Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga has become my favorite thong over the past year!!! I usually gravitate towards suits with smaller sides and back coverage, especially for tanning. However, this suit is so comfortable I wore one for the second half of the past summer! Every time I have put this suit on I quickly forget that I’m wearing it. If you like thongs, either as underwear or swimwear you owe it to yourself to try one of these if you haven’t already done so!

Joe Snyder has quickly taken over my underwear drawer since I started wearing them a couple of years ago. Since they offer styling that is just as much at home under a suit as it is by the pool, they can double as underwear and swimwear. Today I am reviewing the Joe Snyder Bulge Tanga in Metal Black. When Joe Snyder asked if I would be interested in doing a review, I jumped at the opportunity! This pair was not outside of my comfort zone at all, as I have worn the same style in different colors on many occasions (Vegas, Miami, Outer Banks) and felt right at home in them! This style is very well suited for all-day wear, whether you are at the beach or the office. The fabric feels great against your skin, and the suit has just the right amount of stretch to keep everything in place without being overly restrictive.

As I mentioned earlier, I have worn this same style suit on many occasions. I’ve worn them to the pool in Las Vegas, on the Beach in Miami, on the beaches of the Outer Banks, and under my slacks in the office. They are perfect anywhere you wear them! I wish I would have had the Metal Black color in my rotation over the past summer-I’m sure it would of looked awesome in the sunlight! The pouch on this suit hold you in a semi-forward position, and is noticeable under a pair of dress slacks and even somewhat in a pair of snug jeans. The fit of the pouch is perfect for me, and I often forget that they are on instead of being constantly reminded that they are there because I’m constantly adjusting them! I want to buy this suit in every color available!!!

Joe Snyder has yet to fail to perform in either styling or construction for me and this pair is no exception. From the stitching to the color, their suits are always put together 100% in my opinion. The styling of this suit has had me since the first time I saw one. The pouch is cut daringly low, and the side straps can be slung low or pulled a little over the hips before meeting in the rear where they curve over your buns! I love that the rear of this suit forms into a true thong instead of a “T” back. The tanlines you earn while wearing this suit are sexy! Lastly, the soft feel of the fabric against your skin makes you want to keep it on all day and night!

All of Joe Snyder’s suits are sized average in relation to industry standards. I wear a small in almost every suit I’ve tried, and these are no exception! The waist size fits well without digging into my skin, and the pouch is the exact right size for me! If you’re above average size, you may want to size up (or not depending on the look you’re going for.) All of the various styles I have tried so far in a size small have fit very similarly.

In summary, you can wear this suit all year, right from the boardroom to the pool house. They are constructed very well, and I have seen no indication of premature wear. I will definitely continue to purchase underwear and swimwear from Joe Snyder. If I could ask for Joe Snyder to change one thing about this suit (and all others) I would ask them to make the care tag smaller! On some suits the tag is ok, but on the bulge tanga is actually shows underneath the rear strap. Not to worry, as a couple of snips with a pair of scissors can quickly remedy this, but if you don’t like taking that into your own hands then it could pose a problem! Give yourself (or a friend) a treat for Christmas and you’ll never look back!

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Tanga
COLORS: Joe Snyder sent me a pair in Metal Black for review. Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, royal, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Metal Black 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $26.00 through Joe Snyder online store

Where to buy: Joe Snyder

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Review – Jovana Design 4D Thong

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I purchased the Jovana Design 4D Thong in neon pink for this review.

Rating: 8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 7/10
  • Sizing: 8/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros:

  • HEAD TURNING SUIT!
  • Anatomical pouch accentuates your package
  • ANYBODY can find a color they like from Jovana’s extensive palette

Cons:

  • Center/rear strap is almost wider than the side straps
  • Almost hard to get into because the pouch opening is so tight

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: This thong is TINY!  If you’ve ever wanted a true “micro” thong made specifically for men, this is it! It is truly a head turner anywhere you wear it, even when other guys are wearing thongs! I will add that if you are the least bit timid about wearing a thong swimsuit, you should probably try something else before venturing out in one of Jovana’s suits!

Jovana Design custom makes all of their suits to order, and it is evident with the thought that they put into their design options and color choices.  You can customize almost all of their suits to your liking, and they offer color choices to suit all personalities!  Jovana pays particular attention to detail and will craft your suit exactly how you ask them to.  They offer dozens of unique designs, some that are “acceptable” as swimwear, and others that may be better suited for more private occasions.  I am normally pretty bold in my swimwear choices, but this suits’ design, coupled with the Neon Pink fabric even made me a little uneasy the first time I slid my shorts off on the beach while wearing it!  Not exactly outside of my comfort level, but it sure pushed it!

I have worn this suit on several occasions over the 2017 swim season.  I frequently visit the beach on the Outer Banks of NC and a couple of places throughout Hampton Roads, VA where I have worn this suit.  The suit is comfortable to wear long term after you manage to squeeze into it!  The tiny (1/4”) side straps make you quickly forget that you are wearing anything at all (until you get home and see the tiny tan lines it leaves) and the pouch keeps everything in place all day long with minimal adjustments.  The pouch does hold your package in an upright and “package-forward” orientation, so you’ll have to keep that in mind when deciding when and where it is appropriate to wear!  I found that out the hard way last year in Norfolk, VA (more on that in another post.)  You have to manipulate the pouch to stretch everything inside, but once you have the fit is amazing!  There is no extra fabric, and the suit fits like a glove!

I have only purchased this one suit from Jovana, but will buy more from them in the future.  The construction is outstanding and has lasted an entire season without and noticeable signs of fraying or unraveling.  The elastic has retained its strength even with repeated exposure to sun and saltwater.  My only complaint has been the fabric faded fairly quickly.  It has still retained the base color but is nowhere near as vibrant as the day that they arrived.

Again, I don’t exactly have a long-standing history of the brand but feel they are fairly accurate in being sized in accordance with industry standards.  I wear a size small in almost everything, and these were no exception.  The only thing that you need to keep in mind with this suit is that it comes in two different variants, the 4D Thong and the 4D Thong micro (which is what I reviewed.)  The micro is exactly what you would expect, TINY!  The normal version of the suit has a larger pouch which guys who are more largely endowed would find better suited.  The pouch is VERY low and barely covers your package.  I have to pull it up from time to time to make sure nothing is showing that shouldn’t be.  The only thing I would ask for if I were to order this suit again is for the rear/center strap to match the side straps in width.  The center strap is about ¾” in width, which is still fairly skimpy, but feels a but out of place on a suit that is this small, to begin with.

I will absolutely buy more suits from Jovana Design.  I have enjoyed wearing this suit in the sun this year and look forward to replacing it with additional designs from Jovana’s catalog.  I would also like to purchase some underwear for more frequent wear as they have some pretty daring designs in that arena as well.  My big suggestion to Jovana Design (as would be with any other non-US companies) is that they find a way to work with a stateside distributor to make it simpler for ordering and shipping.

BRAND: Jovana Design
PAIR: 4D Thong
COLORS: I reviewed a pair in Neon Pink.  I’m not even going to attempt to list all of Jovana’s color choices here.  You’ll have to visit the website and find a color for yourself!

FABRIC: Neon Pink Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: XS, S, M, L, & XL

COST:  £22.99 through Jovana Design’s online store
Where to buy: Jovana Design

 

 

 

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Review – Bruno Banani Blood String (Thong)

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Bruno Banani Blood String Review

Rating: 9.8/10

Daily Fit: 10/10
Sizing: 10/10
Construction: 9/10
Styling: 10/10
Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros: Great cut, excellent support, very comfortable
Cons: Tag in pouch, double layer pouch
Recommendation: Go try a pair. Overall great cut and fit. Would be one I’d get again.

Bruno Banani is a brand I have not tried before, and UNBTim kindly got me the Blood String in red to try. Let me tell you it’s been awhile since I’ve found a thong that has really impressed me. Yeah, I’ve seen several decent thongs, but this one got my attention. Basically the overall fit and cut are right on to my liking.

The thong has a nice moderate coverage pouch that frames the package well. It also offers good support. Feels like it would give great support no matter what activity you were doing in them. The pouch has the flat front look but has a bit of contouring at the base of the pouch. The tail of these is nice, sleek, and streamlined. It’s cut just right to form a nice T in the back and enters between the cheeks comfortably. The back is noticeable for me, but it’s a comfortable feeling. The back is about 5/8″ wide. Then it has the slim sides at about 1″ to show off those legs. Overall a nice snug fits with the right amount of cover all the way around for a traditional thong cut.

The fabric of the thong is nice and cozy. It’s a vertical striped fabric that has dull, thick stripes and shiny narrow ones. It’s a blend of 88% polyamide and 12% elastane. They have a silky satin feel to them and has clinging ability from the elastane. The thong forms to you nicely. At the top of the center of the pouch, there is a little rubber tag sewn on with the brand name printed on it. They’re made in Germany and can be machine washed and dried.

There are a couple of minor things with the thong that doesn’t really impact anything. Just more of pet-peeves. First, they have the care tag sewn in the pouch. It’s off center, so hasn’t really been an issue and easy enough to cut out if it starts causing problems. The other thing is the pouch has a double layer of fabric. Usually double layers I feel effect breathability. On the other hand, it may be given the thong the nice support it has. Just some nitpicky things that would not persuade me not to buy these.

Bruno Banani Blood String is an awesome pair in my opinion. It’s one I would buy again. From the photos, it appears all the Bruno Banani thongs look to be similar in cut. I think it is more the fabrics that define the lines. I wouldn’t hesitate to try any of their other thongs. The brand will be more a treat myself one since they are more expensive than I typically like to spend on a pair. Plus I have not come across a US retailer of them, so would be International shipping to get a pair too. Go ahead and treat yourself to one of Bruno Banani thongs. As always let us know your experience with the thong and brand.

Brand: Bruno Banani
Made: Germany
Pair: Blood String
Colors: Black, Red
Fabric: 88% Polyamide and 12% Elastance
Sizes: S – XL
Cost: $22.00
Where to buy: Dead Good Undies

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Review – Cover Male Cheeky Boxer

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I purchased the Cover Male Cheeky Boxer in navy for this review.

Rating: 7.7/10

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 7/10
  • Styling: 7/10
  • Daily Performance: 7.5/10

Pros:

  • Breathable fabric keeps your skin cool for hours
  • Pouch forward design accentuates your anatomy
  • Barely there design with no elastic in the leg openings

Cons:

  • The only print available is camouflage
  • The screen printed label isn’t very flattering to the design

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: I love thongs, and you can’t get too much closer to wearing one than the cheeky boxer style from Cover Male!  I have bought this same suit in the navy and hot pink (my favorite color) variations. These are great for long-term wear, and also for times that you may want to wear a little more than a thong style. I have worn these while doing various activities, and can say without a doubt that they are well suited for anything you want to do in them!

Cover Male is a staple in my underwear drawer.  I have several different styles from thongs to boxer briefs, and I love all of them!  They offer something for everyone, and I mean everyone.  Cover Male provides boxer style underwear for the traditional male mindset, brief styles for the more adventurous, and thong/g-string styles for the wilder side of each of us.  This pair of cheeky boxers is much more akin to a thong than a boxer style and is definitely within my comfort zone.

I’ve worn this pair on numerous occasions, from wearing them under my dress slacks at work to wearing them while doing yard work, and they perform each time flawlessly.  I don’t find myself feeling to adjust anything or pulling them away from my body but rather forget that I have them on, which is really what should happen when wearing underwear!  The fit of this pair is very minimal in that they don’t exaggerate your anatomy in any way, but rather gently accentuate it.

Cover Male’s designs have been very well constructed in my experience.  I have never had any issues with seams coming unraveled, elastic stretching out, or fabrics fading or bleeding excessively.  All of their designs have adequate elastic to hold everything in place without being so restrictive that they cause discomfort.  The leg openings on this pair do not have any elastic, and the feeling you get immediately after pulling them on is evident of the thought that went into the design.  You can’t tell they are there at all!

Cover Male’s suits don’t all share the same fit, but these are very true to size.  I have found that Cover Male, like many designers, run a little bit on the small side when buying their skimpier suits.  The styles that have string sides are typically cut smaller around the waist but will share the same pouch size.  The cheeky boxers are pretty safe (in my opinion) to order in your typical preferred size.  I haven’t had any issues with these riding up excessively or the leg openings being overly restrictive.  I found that the pouch on this pair is very well constructed, and offers generous room and support for your package.

I am certain that I will continue to buy from Cover Male, and in particular, I may take advantage of the sale currently going on and pick these up in a few more colors.  I particularly like the camouflage and white colors as my next choices.  If I were to make one suggestion to cover male, I would ask them to go back to the fabric care tag found in some of their older styles instead of the screen printed instructions they are using on the newer designs.  It’s not so bad on the smaller suits, but for the styles using wider swaths of fabric, they leave an unsightly impression from the outside.

 

BRAND: Cover Male
PAIR: Cheeky Boxer
COLORS: I reviewed a pair in Navy.  Other colors available in the line include camo, orange, purple, red, white, yellow, black, sheer, turquoise, and royal blue
FABRIC: Navy 86/14% Nylon/Polyamide blend
SIZES: S, M, L, & XL

COST: $18.08 through Cover Male online store (They’re on sale!)
Where to buy: Cover Male

 

 

 

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Review: Andrew Christian Affair Brief

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This brief was purchased for review.

Overall Rating:  7.8/10

  • Daily Fit: 7/10
  • Sizing: 7/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 7/10

Pros:

  • Soft cotton fabric
  • Sexy cutout panels
  • Full back

Cons:

  • Black and charcoal grey is the only color choices
  • Cutout panels gape

Osgon’s Recommendation:  Pass. 

Andrew Christian’s Affair brief has several good attributes.  Nevertheless, the brief’s execution failed to live up to the promise of its design.

First, the good:  The 95% cotton, 5% spandex blend is very comfortable against the skin and breathes all day.  The full-back provides complete coverage for the athletic American backside.  The colorful waistband stays flat against the hips without rolling or binding.  The bikini design – featuring cutout panels and a profile pouch – screams masculine sex appeal.

Next, the bad:  The leg bands were tighter than normal.  (This has been a problem for some Andrew Christian products after he changed manufacturing plants.  Some products, such as the recently reviewed Massive Icon brief, have leg bands that are completely comfortable.  The Affair brief’s leg bands were not.)  The cutout panels bunched and gaped later in the day rather than remaining flat against the skin.  The pouch, while comfortable, also tended to gape open.  This means the brief wouldn’t be appropriate for anything except the most sedentary of activities.

In sum, the flaws in design execution mean I cannot recommend this brief.  I won’t throw it away, but I won’t be excited to slip it on when it rises to the top of my underwear rotation.

If you’re in the market for Andrew Christian underwear, a better choice is the Flash City brief from AC’s Massive collection.  The Massive collection’s products are better made, they feature the same “almost naked” pouch, and the Massive collection’s polyamide-spandex blend fabric combines a luxurious feel with four-way stretch to provide all day (and all activity) comfort.

The Affair brief retails for $18 on Andrew Christian’s website.

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Review – Nasty Pig Strikes Gold with the “Ignition” Brief

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This brief was purchased for review.

Overall Rating:  9.9/10

  • Daily Fit: 9.5/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros:

  • Green color option! (red & blue, too)
  • Comfortable mesh fabric
  • Full coverage back

Cons:

  • Pouch is slightly smaller than “Knockout” brief
  • Fabric has slightly less stretch than “Knockout” brief

Osgon’s Recommendation:  Buy!

 

Two years ago I reviewed Nasty Pig’s Knockout brief.  It’s still a favorite, so I used the Knockout as my baseline for reviewing NP’s new Ignition brief from the company’s Sport line.

For the Ignition, Nasty Pig has chosen comfortable, breathable mesh composed of 90% polyester and 10% spandex. The brief is manufactured in Thailand and moved with me all day without any noticeable bunching, twisting, or binding.  This is an apt choice if you wear briefs for sports.

Nasty Pig offers the Ignition in three colors.  The green brief has a green pouch, green leg bands, yellow inset panels and a black back.  The blue brief has a white pouch, white leg bands, blue inset panels and a black back.  The red brief has a black pouch, yellow leg bands, yellow panels and a red back.

The Ignition sits low on the waist.  The leg openings rise about ¼” lower than the Knockout’s leg bands.  The Ignition has a full back that fits the American derrière well.

The brief’s 1.5” waistband features a nonrepeating, scripted Nasty Pig logo centered on the front.  Each waistband contains the brief’s three colors in varying configurations to complement an overall scheme.  The double-locked seams showed no flaws anywhere.

The Ignition’s overall styling evokes a traditional brief silhouette, yet the brief’s color options and aggressive waistband embody that rule-breaker mentality for which Nasty Pig is known.  The Ignition was truly a well-made garment.

My singular quibble is that the Ignition’s pouch is slightly less deep than the Knockout brief.  This difference could be the result of each style line being composed of different fabrics.  The Ignition’s depth difference isn’t a major flaw per se (and won’t matter to most) but might be something to consider if you’re on the bubble between sizes.

This brief retails for $32 on Nasty Pig’s website.  I purchased mine at Skivvies in Dallas.

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Review – HOM Freddy String

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HOM Freddy String Thong

Rating: 8.6/10

Daily Fit: 8/10
Sizing: 8/10
Construction: 10/10
Styling: 9/10
Daily Performance: 8/10

Pros: Overall a pretty comfortable thong, well made
Cons: Haven’t come across US retailer, so international shipping, limited colors
Recommendation: If it is one that interests you, give it a try. I like Doreanse Euro thong better since the pouch is narrower (Not as roomy as Freddy if you need room though). Plus it is available from a US retailer and even a little cheaper.

The Freddy Thong from HOM has been around for a long time. I’ve been thinking about trying it for years. Thanks to UNBTim, I finally got my chance. I have a few swim bikini briefs from them and a swim thong. All of which I like the fit and style of. The Freddy string is my first pair of HOM underwear. I like to describe this type of a thong as a cross between a g-string and a traditional thong. Also it kind of fits into the v-string category, but without the matching side width to the tail width. Any how it has a 3/16” string that attaches the pouch to the back. You get the traditional thong look in the back when wearing them, but the g-string type tail between the cheeks.

Overall it is a nice thong. I’ve found sometimes I have to get these adjusted right. Once I do they typically stay pretty comfortable to wear and would be a nice everyday thong. I don’t see it being a good one to wear for athletics or something really active. It has the excellent everyday nonworkout time support. I wore it lounging and doing errands and performed well with those activities. The pouch has a center-seamed, so has some contouring. The fabric has stretch and is what I’m going to call full frontal coverage. It should hold most packages within it. The fabric is a blend of 93% cotton and 7% elastance, which I’ve seen different fabric content listed for these. My tag has the stated blend. The sides of these are about one ¼” wide. I find it to be a pretty good fit all the way around in a medium. The size chart says 34-inch waist for medium and 32 inch for a small. I float around 32 and 33, so I say pay attention to the size chart. I’ve seen some recommendations of ordering up a size on them.

The colors selection is very limited that I’ve come across in these. For how long they’ve been around I would think there would be more color options. It seems your choice is red, blue, black, and white. I haven’t come across a US retailer selling the brand HOM, so there is International shipping to get a pair. If you are interested in this style, you may want to check out Doreanse Euro thong. It’s a pretty similar cut, and there are US retailers selling it. Main differences are it is a micro modal fabric, and the pouch isn’t as roomy as the Freddy. Both are good options in this particular style.

Brand: HOM
Made: France
Pair: Freddy String – Blue
Colors: White, Black, Blue, Red
Fabric: 93% Cotton and 7% Elastance
Sizes: XS – XL
Cost: $14.27
Where to buy: Dead Good Undies

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Review – Joe Snyder Bulge Boxer

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I purchased the Joe Snyder Bulge Boxer, which isn’t in line with my normal choice of thong underwear, but I really liked the all day comfort that these offer.

Rating: 8.4/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 8/10
  • Styling: 8/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:

  • Super stretchy-soft nylon fabric that stays close to your skin and is very breathable
  • Roomy unlined pouch accentuates your package while keeping you cool
  • Comfortable for all-day wear

Cons:

  • Limited availability in prints
  • Unlined (if that’s even a con?)

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: I love thong underwear, and until recently I have worn them almost exclusively for the past 15 years or so.  However starting to review underwear over the past few months has given me the opportunity (and encouragement) to try different styles and fabrics.  I have this same suit in the wet look black fabric, and the red fabric feels like a completely different suit due to the difference in fabric.  These are really stretchy, and feel great for all-day wear, whether you’re lounging around the house or following the wife around a shopping mall!

As an underwear reviewer, I shouldn’t be biased to a particular brand, but I LOVE Joe Snyder! They offer styles to appeal to both men and women, which can be used as underwear and swimwear, and they offer cuts from modest to daring.  I love the multitude of fabrics and color choices that Joe Snyder offers, and like that all of their suits accentuate the cheeks.  While I do normally love to wear thongs, I have been branching out recently and have found many trunks and boxer styles offer a cheeky feel reminiscent of a thong or tanga style.  This suit was not entirely out of my comfort zone-I plan to try some brief and jock styles in the future!

I have only worn this pair one day, which was a good test because my wife and I were due to go see a movie and do some shopping afterward.  While watching the movie the pair was very comfortable, and I could hardly even notice them.  They have an almost natural fit that hugs your skin without being overly constrictive.  The pouch holds your package up and is supportive, and is unlined so it keeps you cool all day.  While walking around the mall with my wife these performed the same in that they were hardly even noticeable.  The bulge pouch does add some to your confidence, and depending on how snug your pants are, can even be noticed through a pair of jeans!

This suit was everything I have come to expect from Joe Snyder.  The construction is top-notch, with attention to detail.  All of the elastic is positioned to allow for maximum comfort and doesn’t dig or cut into your skin anywhere.  Also, the leg openings do not have any elastic, so they just follow the contour of your body and are extremely comfortable for long-term wear.  The only thing I don’t care for is the large tag that is present in all of their suits, but it is very easily remedied with a pair of scissors!

Joe Snyder’s line has always had a very consistent fit for me, even between different lines and cuts.  This pair is no exception; in fact, they may even feel a little better than some of the others I have in my collection.  I have this exact same pair in a black “wet look” fabric, and they don’t have near the elasticity that the red fabric has.  These feel great, don’t pull or ride up throughout the day and have just the right amount of give for all-day comfort and support.  This pair has a generously sized pouch that fits your anatomy, and has plenty of room to stretch throughout the day to allow for movement and support.

In conclusion, I was overly satisfied with this review, and will likely continue to wear them.  The quality is nothing short of what Joe Snyder is famous for, and I will continue to support them!  If I had to ask Joe Snyder to change anything about this pair, I would encourage them to design a smaller care tag.  If you like cheeky styles, give these a try, you won’t be disappointed

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Boxer
COLORS: The pair I reviewed was in red.  Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, black lace, white lace, royal, metal black, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Red 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $31.00 through Joe Snyder online store
Where to buy: Joe Snyder

 

 

 

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Review Andrew Christian Lace Brief

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Review – Andrew Christian Lace Brief

Rating: 9.6/10

  • Daily fit: 9.5/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros:

  • fantastic look and feel
  • unique styling for men’s underwear
  • gives your confidence a supercharge

Cons:

  • fabric doesn’t stretch as much as others
  • might need to size up
  • the pouch is a tad snug

Lately, there’s been some talk on this site about lace underwear. I’ve never tried any, but the idea always intrigued me. I feel like I’m pretty open to trying new things with underwear and lace was no different. So when Andrew Christian debuted a line of lace and I was asked if I wanted to review a pair I jumped right in. This was my first time wearing lace, and as far as I know, the first line of lace from Andrew Christian. All I can say is what took us so long?!

I received the lace brief, but there’s also a thong and singlet available. They’re all constructed in black floral lace. Other than the black waistband with the signature ‘Andrew Christian’ logo in metallic silver this brief is constructed entirely of lace. Hold it up to the light and you get the full effect of the stunning lace design. There’s no lining or double layer anywhere. This means everything that contacts your body gets that awesome lace feel. And that feel is a huge plus when it comes to lace. This isn’t a cheap, scratchy lace material. It feels great against your body and has a nice stretch to it. The logo waistband and the pouch give no doubt that this is men’s underwear. I know some guys get hung up thinking lace looks like or can be confused with girls panties, but there’s nothing to worry about with these.

I wore the brief to work which included a lot of desk work. The beauty is I wore it with jeans and boots. The contrast of a masculine look on the outside and a lace brief on the inside was an exhilarating feeling all day. And the way I could feel the lace move against my butt reminded me that this was a special pair. Just wearing lace gave me a huge confidence boost, but feeling it against my skin was also a great bonus.

I’m about a 32-33 waist, and I got these in a medium. The lace has some stretch to it but not nearly as much as some rayon or bamboo blends. You may want to consider sizing up, especially since the pouch on this was just a tad on the snug size.

I was super excited to get my first pair of lace and you should too! In fact, I just ordered another pair. There’s no reason why guys shouldn’t experience the rush of excitement and feel of the fabric all day long. Knowing that I was wearing such a risqué pair made it that much hotter. If you’re on this site, you owe it to yourself to try a pair.

BRAND: Andrew Christian

PAIR: Lace Brief

COLORS: Black lace

FABRIC: 90% polyamide / 10% spandex

SIZES: XS-XL

COST: $18

Where to buy: andrewchristian.com

 

 

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Daniel Alexander Brazilian Bikini Review

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I purchased the Daniel Alexander Brazilian Back String Bikini  in purple, blue, and black.

 

Rating: 5.8/10 (Average of the ratings below)

 

  • Daily Fit: 6/10
  • Sizing: 4/10
  • Construction: 6/10
  • Styling: 6/10
  • Daily Performance: 7/10

 

Pros:

  • Polyamide/Spandex blend fabric feels nice
  • Back style hugs and accentuates butt
  • Feels good for long term wear

 

Cons:

  • Sizing is off-I could probably wear an XS if it were available
  • No pattern colors available
  • Waistband does not stretch at all

 

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: If you like tiny, almost not there bikini underwear, this is the pair for you.  The Brazilian Back String Bikini from Daniel Alexander feels great against the skin, doesn’t over-accentuate your package by lifting it out in the front, and feels rather sexy hugging your butt all day.  I love the way it features a tiny Brazilian back with tiny ¼” string sides that would almost be more at home on the beach than under a pair of dress slacks!

I haven’t worn Daniel Alexander in the past, so I decided to give them a try with the Brazilian Back String Bikini.  I am normally a thong wearer, but allow myself to try other things from time to time, and this skimpy bikini sounded like it would fit the bill.  If I’m not going to wear a thong, I typically want to wear the slinkiest pair of underwear that I can find.  This style from Daniel Alexander was definitely tiny!  I looked forward to wearing this pair after placing my order, and planned to wear them first on a normal workday as I do most of my new styles.

I have worn these underwear numerous times to work, out shopping with the wife, and lounging around the house.  For leisurely activities, these work great, but they are pretty tiny and don’t really offer much support, so I don’t think they’d be very well suited for wearing to workout or on a run.  These feel great against the skin, and gently hug your package and butt.  The only downfall to the style is the material used for the waistband isn’t very stretchy, so they don’t fit as tightly as I like.

These underwear are constructed very well-after numerous outings in them I haven’t noticed any stretching or stitching coming unraveled.  The fabric used is a polyamide/spandex blend that feels nice against the skin, and doesn’t require any special care.  The pouch on this pair is a flat front design, so you can feel free to wear these under any type of pants without the fear of them showing off too much.  The pouch holds your package in a downward position and is not a push out design.  The rear of the suit is a Brazilian design and doesn’t cover very much.  They feature a flat coverage back and are not gathered or bunched in the rear.  I like the fact that they are as skimpy as they are-it’s exactly what I was looking for in a Brazilian cut.

I bought these in a size small, as I do all of my underwear.  I normally wear a size 31-32 in dress pants and have found that for most styles a small fits me well.  This style is an exception-they fit well everywhere other than the waist.  I think it is due to the material used for the waistband not being very stretchy.  If I had to make any suggestions to Daniel Alexander concerning this style I would recommend that they replace the waistband with a different style or fabric.

In the past, I wouldn’t of really been too excited about a simple bikini style like this one.  However, after reviewing a couple of pairs, I am a Brazilian bikini fan!  If you like small bikinis, don’t let this one pass you by.  The only downfalls to this pair of underwear are the straps not being very stretchy and the sizing being off.  If you wear a larger size, give this pair a try and perhaps size down when ordering.  Drop me a line in the comments if you try a pair!

BRAND: Daniel Alexander
PAIR: Brazilian Bikini
COLORS: The pair I reviewed was purple, these are also available in red, blue, black, and a variety of dual color combinations.
FABRIC: 86% Polyamide 14% Spandex
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $17.33 through Daniel Alexander online store or Amazon for $18.20
Where to buy: Daniel Alexander or Amazon

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Review – Joe Snyder Bulge Enhancement Lace Bulge Bikini

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I purchased the Joe Snyder Bulge Bikini in black lace on a whim because I found it on sale.

Rating: 7.6/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 8/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 6/10
  • Styling: 8/10
  • Daily Performance: 7/10

Pros:

  • Super soft lace fabric
  • Snug fitting stretchy pouch accentuates your package
  • Comfortable for all-day wear

Cons:

  • Some guys will be hesitant to wear a lace fabric
  • Fabric unraveled slightly after only two wears
  • Lace fabric only available in two colors

UNB Ryan’s recommendation: As an avid thong wearer, I cannot recommend this suit enough.  I normally wear thongs for underwear and swimwear and was hesitant to try a different cut, especially in a lace fabric.  The way Joe Snyder coupled the two components of this suit together is unique.  I thought that the lace fabric choice would be much more effeminate than it ended up being.  The lace just feels completely normal and doesn’t look out of place on my figure to me.  I also thought it would be much more uncomfortable and itchy to wear all day long.  The lace used in this suit is very soft and stretchy and stays in place all day long, which is a complaint I have had with trying bikinis in the past.  I will be purchasing more suits in lace fabrics!

I have come to appreciate and enjoy the Joe Snyder brand both as underwear and swimwear.  They are one of the brands that are a “crossover” between underwear and swimwear and give you the opportunity to wear them year round.  I have many pairs of Joe Snyder suits and various cuts and colors and will continue to buy from them.  The pair I am reviewing today is the Joe Snyder Bulge Bikini in black lace.  I was honestly a little hesitant to buy these due to both the cut and fabric choice, but for the cost, I had to give them a try and see what the fuss was all about.  I am normally strictly a thong wearer and do not usually stray away from them to try anything different, but the Joe Snyder brand has made me more curious about different styles.  While not as much out of my “comfort zone” as say a jock or a normal swim brief they are certainly not the norm for me due to the style and lace fabric!  I was pleasantly surprised with how much I liked the bikini cut coupled with the lace fabric.  The cut is well suited for long-term wear, and the lace fabric is very stretchy and feels gerat against the skin without being itchy like I thought a lace fabric might have been.

I have worn these on two separate occasions, once for a full day at work, and another on a date night to the movies.  Both times were an enjoyable experience, and I honestly forgot that I was wearing them.  These are not a constant reminder that you are wearing them, and just feel nice the entire time you have them on.  Even with the “bulge” feature they are not overtly pronounced under a pair of dress slacks or uncomfortable under a pair of jeans.  They hold your package in a semi-forward position without being so pronounced that you’d be self-conscious about wearing them under your clothes in public.  I liked the fit so much that I have already bought them in another color and will likely expand my collection further to include more in the future.

This suit is well constructed but didn’t live up to my expectations for the Joe Snyder brand.  I have bought many pairs of Joe Snyder underwear/swimwear, and this was the first pair I have personally seen that showed obvious signs of wear so quickly.  This pair started to unravel along one of the seams where the straps meet between the pouch and the back panel, and while I think it is partly due to the lace fabric, I still wasn’t 100% happy with the construction.  Putting the construction of this particular pair aside, I am in love with the cut of this suit, which is surprising, because I am a huge proponent of thongs!  The cut of this suit is super comfy for all day/night wear, doesn’t cut into your skin anywhere, and stays put remarkably well for a Brazilian style bikini and doesn’t ride up.

Joe Snyder suits and underwear have always been true to size for me.  I have bought numerous thongs, the current bikini, and various brief and boxer-style suits and a size small always fits the same.  This suit was no exception as I bought it in size small and it fit me perfectly.  From the waist sizing to the pouch, it fits very similar to any of the other Joe Snyder products.

To summarize, this is a well-constructed suit that can be worn year round.  The construction falls a little short of what I’ve come to expect from the Joe Snyder brand, but I’m hoping that it was an isolated incident and I won’t let it stop me from buying another pair.  If I could ask Joe Snyder to change anything I would say that I’d love to see more color or design choices in their lace fabrics.  Different, brighter choices and pattern variations would add a lot of diversity to this line.  Give this option a try in your rotation, and I am confident you will be surprised at how much you find yourself liking them!

 

BRAND: Joe Snyder
PAIR: Bulge Bikini
COLORS: The lace line is available in black or white lace.  Other colors available in the line include yellow, wine, white, turquoise, red, purple, black, navy, pink, white mesh, black mesh, royal, metal black, rainbow, nude, and camo
FABRIC: Black Lace 80/20% Nylon/Spandex blend
SIZES: S-XL

COST: $26.00 through Joe Snyder online store-I was able to purchase mine on sale at Amazon for $14.95
Where to buy: Joe Snyder or Amazon

 

 

 

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Review – Cocksox Jockstrap put to the test

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Cocksox furnished the CX21MT Jockstrap for review.

Rating: 9.6/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:

  • Awesome metallic waistband
  • Superior fabric and construction
  • Amazing pouch that gives the best support

Cons:

  • Waistband rolled on me a few times but I didn’t really notice
  • Non-waistband fans may not like the Metallic

 

UNB Tim recommendation: LOVED this pair. I had a few slight issues but none that detracted from my experience. The waistband and fit were two things I loved the most. I wore this to a 5K Walk/Run and it was the perfect pair to wear! It proves that you can wear a Cocksox Jock for more than just fashion!

A few months ago I wrote the post that this jock by Cocksox was my favorite jock. Now with the update for the Lustrous Elements Collection, I was excited to try this again. The metallic waistband is something I LOVE! This time i was putting this to the test via a 5K walk/run! Would this still be my favorite jock? Time would tell.

As I mentioned above, this pair was worn for something active. I had a 5K walk/run to attend and figured why not wear the jock! Most of the day I wore them to work. At work, they really weren’t tested. After work, it was on. I’m getting back in shape and was talked into the walk. The support was perfect for the event. I barely noticed I was wearing underwear, which is a good thing. I did have some issues with the waistband rolling some. I don’t know if this was because of the metallic band. Because my other one doesn’t do this. Regardless I didn’t notice it through out the activity.

This pair is made with the amazing fabric that Cocksox is known for! 92% Supplex® 8% Lycra® blend always feels awesome. It’s super soft and fits like a glove. The pouch is in my top 5 pouches of all time. It does show everything off, I mean everything! It enhances what you have and make it look amazing. Luckily under the shorts, I wore it wasn’t too bad. Cocksox has consistently had some of the best construction over the years and this pair lives up to it.

Sizing for Cocksox has been consistent over the years. Before I would tell guys to go up a size but now it’s pretty spot on. Just follow the size chart and you won’t have an issue. I received an XL pair that fit pretty well. The waistband didn’t restrict. I hope I won’t be in that size much longer!

Overall this pair was awesome. The few issues I had were not noticeable. The pair held up to my wear and work out very well. I love the look and fit of the pair. The construction and fabric are always top notch. I highly recommend this pair.

BRAND: Cocksox
PAIR: CX21MT Jockstrap – Lustrous Elements Collection
COLORS: Gold Shimmer (black), Silver Shimmer (White)
FABRIC: 92% Supplex® 8% Lycra®
SIZES: Small – X-Large

COST: $25.00

FURNISHED BY: Cocksox

Where to buy: Cocksox CX21MT Lustrous Elements Jockstrap

 

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Review – Be a man in Gregg Home Menz

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I recently purchased this thong during Gregg Homme’s mid-summer sale

Rating: 10/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros: fabric is very good, waistband doesn’t bind or pinch, sits well and doesn’t move regardless of activity

Cons: the care instructions tag and the lack of color options

I am reviewing the Menz thong by GH, it was one of their newer lines that were introduced in spring. I have quite a few pairs of GH thongs and have generally loved all of them. This brand was indeed one that looked forward to sharing with everyone.

For this pair, I did a normal day’s work, some lounging, a little working out, and some sleeping. A full day for the normal male. I barely, if at all, noticed this pair during all my activities. I felt great during all my activities and have no complaints at all.

The construction is top of the line, I have never had an issue with GH’s underwear construction. The fabric was seemingly made to be worn during highly active activities. The pouch was not enhancing but plenty large enough, the seat was rather large but once placed no issues were encountered.

The pair was ordered in a medium, and they were true to size. Generally, I would advise for most men on the smaller side of a size to size down but these felt true to their size. The waist band and fabric have a pretty good stretch to them and can accommodate most.

This was a great pair for the money that I had paid and would definitely consider buying more at a later date if more color options were offered. True to size, very well made, and great for physical activities means these could be used for anything and everything. The Thonged Ginger recommends this thong to any and all men, who are looking for a luxury thong to wear.

BRAND: Gregg Homme
PAIR: Menz Thong
COLORS: Black and White
FABRIC: 93% Micromodal airjet, 7% elastine
SIZES: XS – XL

COST: 27.00 USD
WHERE TO BUY: LINK

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Review – WildmanT Sportivo Bikini

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WildmanT furnished the Sportivo Bikini Black with Red Stripe for review. All opinions expressed are that of the reviewer.

Rating: 9/10

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling:9 /10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:

  • Bigger cut of a swim brief
  • Compliments more body types
  • Great for a day in the pool

Cons:

  • Some guys may not like the pouch since it’s not enhancing
  • The back is bigger cut, if you have a butt you may not like that

UNB Tim recommendation:

I have had a few pairs of WildmanT underwear over the years. One of my favorites is the Big Boy brief. It’s made out of mesh and has an amazing pouch. Tim over there really knows how to design great underwear. I wanted to finally get my hands on some of his awesome swimwear and I finally got my chance. I got the Sportivo Bikini.

The first thing I love about this bikini is the size. Some may argue that it’s a brief not a bikini. I”ll let you figure that out for yourself. Being a bigger guy the skimpy bikinis I wore in my youth just don’t look the same on me. This bigger cut is made for more guys. If you’re a bigger guy (such as a bear) this will fit you well and complement your body.

I wore this to a pool day. The suit really felt great all day. It was amazing how great this felt. The back is a full back so you don’t have to worry about falling out the back when you’re active in the pool. Plus not having junk in the trunk, its good to have full coverage. The pouch wasn’t as pronounced as the undies but it gave great support. I prefer my undies with not as a pronounced pouch. There fit me better, I think!

I really loved this brief and am taking it on a trip with me. I may get in a pool but not sure yet. But I figure why the hell not. It’s amazing brief that you guys should check out!

BRAND: WildmanT
PAIR: Sportivo Bikini Black with Red Stripe
COLORS: Black
FABRIC: 80% Nylon / 20% Spandex
SIZES: Small – X-Large

COST: $44.50
FURNISHED BY: WildmanT

Sportivo Bikini Black with Red Stripe

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Review – Andrew Christian Retro Brief

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Andrew Christian furnished the Almost Naked Retro Brief. for review. All opinions expressed are that of the reviewer.

Rating: 9/10 (Average of the ratings below)

  • Daily Fit: 9/10
  • Sizing: 9/10
  • Construction: 9/10
  • Styling: 9/10
  • Daily Performance: 9/10

Pros:

  • Amazing Almost naked pouch
  • Innovative design that has a retro feel
  • Good fabric to wear on active days

Cons:

  • Some guys may not like the retro design
  • The pouch design may scare some guys

UNB Tim recommendation: If you’re looking for an innovative design and a retro style than this pair is for you. Also, if the pouch is one of the most important things these will fit you and give you some awesome support.

The pair I am reviewing is the Andrew Christian Almost Naked Retro Brief. The Almost Naked is one of my favorite lines in the AC line up. The pouch is the best pouch that AC makes. Well, that is my opinion! There are other pouches like the Trophy Boy, but this one rocks it for me.

The first thing I noticed was the design. I had to double check it wasn’t a Show-It pair. Personally speaking, I am not a big fan of that technology. Not because I don’t think it’s good but it’s just not for me. I say this because the pouch had a section that looked like you put your junk through it. Upon further inspection, the front has a fly like look. It’s open around the sides but it’s not a traditional fly. I had my hesitations but gave this pair a chance.

I wore this to work. At work, some days are more active than others. Climbing up and down stairs, sitting for extended period of time and it’s a mix of office and warehouse at times. The pair really held up great. The pouch didn’t rub me the wrong way at all. In fact, I didn’t notice it throughout the day. The almost naked pouch performed as I expected.

The fabric was pretty soft and fit me well. The construction of AC undies for me has been pretty good. I have never had a pair give me issues on a review. As I said above the design is pretty cool and different from what I am used to with AC Almost Naked line.

The sizing or AC is spot on. If you follow the size chart you should have no issues. I’m on the larger end of the spectrum and the XL fits me well. I think I’m beyond the upper limit and it still fits me pretty well. As always if you’re on the boarder of a size go larger. You will thank me later.

Overall, this new pouch design impressed me with the Almost Naked Retro Brief. I had my hesitations about the design. It gave me more than enough support through out the day. If you need a great pouch and design you need to check this pair out.

BRAND: Andrew Christian
PAIR: Almost Naked Retro Brief
COLORS: Blue or REd
FABRIC: 93%RAYON MADE FROM BAMBOO 7%SPANDEX
SIZES: X-Small – X-Large

COST: $19.00
FURNISHED BY: Andrew Christian

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Review: Fort Troff’s Camo Sport Trunk

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The author purchased this item for review.

Rating: 10/10

  • Daily Fit: 10/10
  • Sizing: 10/10
  • Construction: 10/10
  • Styling: 10/10
  • Daily Performance: 10/10

Pros:

  • Uber masculine gray camouflage pattern
  • Pouch has tiny holes allowing air to circulate around your crotch
  • Pouch has tiny holes allowing air to circulate around your crotch
  • Stretchy fabric wicks away moisture; no chafing
  • Legs stay put without riding up

Cons:

  • Color selection limited to choosing a black, gray, or white waistband.

Osgon’s Recommendation: This workout wear will take anything you can give it.

You might not be familiar with Fort Troff. They primarily market sex toys to the gay market. However, Fort Troff makes incredible workout gear worth checking out.

Short backstory: Several years ago, Fort Troff went to the same factory that makes Under Armour compression shorts and asked it to manufacture compression shorts for Fort Troff. Fort Troff then tinkered with the fit and design. The result? Compression shorts that are even better than those made by Under Armour.

Fort Troff achieved perfection by modifying the compression short’s pouch in two ways. First, Fort Troff’s compression shorts have a three-dimensional pouch that cradles (rather than squishes) the meat and potatoes. Hurrah! Second, Fort Troff added small holes that help circulate air around your crotch during your work out. Everything stays nice and dry.

I own compression shorts from both Under Armor & Fort Troff. Fort Troff’s fabric (84% polyester, 16% spandex) has the same density and strength as Under Armour gear, and the FT shorts will last for years. (The FT fabric is also far superior to Nike’s wimpy-thin “combat” compression shorts.)

I’ve now tested the FT shorts over several months through some pretty brutal workouts (weights + HIIT/cardio, 75-120 minutes). Afterward, I throw ‘em in the wash and let them air dry. My shorts still look brand new and fit great. If there’s a better compression short out there, I haven’t found it.

I’ll never buy any other brand of compression shorts for working out, regardless of the price. Fort Troff’s shorts are that good.

  • BRAND: Fort Troff
  • PAIR: Camo Sport Trunk
  • COLOR: Grey (also available with white & black waistbands)
  • SIZES: S-XL
  • PRICE (without discounts): $28 for one, $65 for 3-pack
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Review – Andrew Christian Massive Swim Brief

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Andrew Christian provided the Massive Slant Bikini for review. All opinions are the reviewers.
  • Daily Fit- 10/10
  • Sizing- 8/10
  • Construction- 8/10
  • Styling- 9/10
  • Daily Performance- 10/10
Overall average- 9/10
Pros
  • Cut
  • Print
  • Breathable
  • Comfortable fit all around
Cons
  • Placement of the string (External)
  • Somewhat clingy when wet/ thin material/ unlined
Hey Y’all, today I’m reviewing the Andrew Christian Massive Slant Bikini. Having acquired my first Andrew Christian swimsuit in 2008, my experiences with this brand have been numerous. I have noticed a change in their products and marketing in the last 5 years which has led me to somewhat shy away when making my own purchases, but I have always been a fan of the more conservative swim bikinis and briefs, so when I saw these I had a good feeling I would like them. Being a guy who doesn’t wear shorts for water activities, I did not hesitate at all to give these a go.
I initially wore these as underwear to see how they would react to everyday activities and movements. I noticed immediately that the material was light and flexible and imagined it would be comfortable wear, which was confirmed during the gym and other activities. Very flexible and comfortable for any thing you could be doing. I didn’t have any binding issues nor did they feel like they were digging into any part of my skin.
The material was nice and light which made them a good choice for using as undergarments. I did have some reservations about the durability or longevity of the garment, based on how thin the fabric felt. Would this suit be able to last for years under normal wear and tear? Maybe, but I’m not betting on it lasting more than 3 years or so. The cut was a little more on the conservative side in terms of AC, which was rather nice. Still brief and cute, but not anywhere near string sides hahaha. I did notice that when wet, the suit gets clingy which could lead to issues with the front for those who don’t necessarily like having their assets of full display, but a quick flick and that issue was resolved. There is no dedicated pouch so the suit still fits on their more conservative side. The draw string was on the outside, which can be nice if tied right but I personally am not the biggest fan of external drawstrings.
Sizing has always been an issue with me with AC. The suit I reviewed was a size large which is about what I wear in most other brands but I have had to go with XL in some of their suits in the past. I can comfortable wear 36s in shorts and jeans so even when I lose weight and size I still believe this suit will wear just as well, and can always use the drawstring to really cinch down if needed.
Overall I really enjoyed this pair. Solid cut and the print design is fun and interesting, ensuring catching some eyes and comments. Very comfortable both wet and dry, and solid during both, so no unexpected peek a boo. I would recommend this suit to anybody who wants a more interesting look over solid colors or even some of the other prints I see out there.
  • Andrew Christian
  • Massive Slant Bikini
  • dark Grey with teal lettering
  • Small and Medium available
  • currently $34.40
  • 90% polyamide 10% spandex
  • provided courtesy of Andrew Christian
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