I have a rant. I don’t do them too much on the site, but today I have spent the day trying to find some cute swim shorts. Now, you think this would be an easy task. There are plenty out there, and it should be a simple task. Well, I currently have a 42 waist and getting motivated to get into better shape and such. But in the meantime, I want some cute shorts I can wear to friends’ pools or when I’m not feeling wearing a swim brief. Yes, it happens.
Everything I found ends at a 36-inch waist and sometimes a 38. But there was nothing really larger that I liked. Beefy boy has a swim trunk, but it’s camo, and I want something bright and fun. I may end up getting those just because there is nothing else out there. This isn’t a slam to Beefyboy, I’m sure tons of guys want their swimwear, but I just wanted some bold, fun colors. Which I”m sure sells great for them.
Then I did something I should have known better. I googled swimwear for a 42-inch waist. I was lost in a wasteland of down to the knees or below swimwear. OMG, I can’t deal with that much fabric when I swim. Why do they think all guys, beefy guys, want them to your knees? None of the beefy boys I know want the super baggy swimwear. We want something fun.
If you know brands that don’t sell swimwear for 80+ bucks and are bright and fun, let me know. Every brand I could think of didn’t have anything in my size. Even brands I know they had extended sizes didn’t have swimwear above XL. BLEH, is what I say.
